Still waiting to be scouted at the mall.
Keep up to date with the impostor me online at : http://t.co/3lhz0LtbVU She makes being me look so good.
Three fail proof excuses when late to a meeting: 1.You got in a car accident 2. Your dog died 3. You're a gemini
Is it bad to have a Pinterest page that's just pictures of your husband's ex in odd outfits? If so, I don't have a Pinterest page.
Is it bad to have a Pinterest page that is just pictures of yourself in cute outfits? If so, I don't have a Pinterest page.
Guys, my sister isn't going to rest until @osteriamozza tweets an apology! Please RT and help me get justice:))! Thanks
@aprilmacie Laughing out loud listening to your Howard interview! Well done!
Whenever I find out an actress is vegan all I can think about is the fact that she wears plastic shoes.
When a friend asks u 2 b a bridesmaid, she's really saying, "Gv me a check 4 a $1,000 & get ready to look pregnant in an empire waist skirt"
Somebody just paid 1.1 billion for pictures of my dog sitting in a freezer. #tumblr
Nothing kills an orgasm quite like thinking about the person you are actually having sex with.
My husband is bitching about how hard his life is. He just cut his thumb opening a crab leg.