Still down to do The Amazing Race w my husband's ex. For nudes of my 1
I'm filled with a frustration that only a woman who can't find anything to buy online can understand.
It's such a bummer when you add someone on Facebook only to discover they have an ugly kid.
Gonna try and tell him that I'm not his type. He has one super long hair on his chin that I'd have to pluck if we ever started dating.
Things weren't weird until recently. Now when he sees me he kisses me on the lips and I kind of just go with it.
I accidentally made the sushi chef at Whole Foods (Paul) fall in love w me so I kind of need someone else to pick me up a spicy tuna roll.
Note to @juliannehough : A TILA TEQUILA HALLOWEEN COSTUME IS NO LONGER A GOOD IDEA.
RT @GaryJanetti: Due to lack of sex education 90% of Santa's elves are HIV positive.
On my way to therapy. Is there anything anyone would like me to bring up for them?
I wonder if Harry, my husband's dog, knows my Ebay password is EbayHarry2AForeverHome
@willienelson So impressed by you and your decision to cancel your performance at Sea World Orlando! Thank you for your voice.