Michelle looked pretty mad when Barack took that selfie at Mandela's Memorial. Somebody will be sleeping by him-selfie tonight. #fallonmono
My friend got me a Three Stooges tie. (I like the Stooges but when does one wear that tie?) #worstgiftever
A relative got me an aroma therapy kit when I was in college. I still don't know what an aroma therapy kit is. #worstgiftever
Let's play the hashtag game! Tweet out the worst gift you or someone you know got or gave and tag with #worstgiftever. Could be on our show!
Goodbye Colorado!! Thanks for making it snowy and beautiful for me. I can't wait to come back!! http://t.co/gwjFnZHzJn
Thank you to the amazing crowd at the Paramount in Seattle and to all of the great comedians that I was lucky enough to be on stage with.
Thank you @KGWNews for the awesome pink box of Voodoo. Looking forward to coming back.