Taylor Swift won 8 Billboard Awards last night. She thanked her crew, her fans, and Adele for not making an album last year. #fallonmono
Thank you, croissants, for letting me know how annoying someone is based on how they pronounce you. #ThankYouNoteFriday
A life-sized Barbie Dreamhouse just opened in Florida. It's really neat and tidy, which means it’s just like Ken: no junk. #fallonmono
It's been a rough week for President Obama. He was like, “How could things get any worse?!” Then Joe Biden was like, “You rang?” #fallonmono
Hashtag game! Tweet an awkward or embarrassing thing that happened to you on prom night and tag w/#awkwardpromstory. Could be on our show!
The Spanx founder is giving half of her fortune to charity. She said, “I'll be fine–things are just gonna get a little tighter.” #fallonmono
.@strombone1 If it makes you feel any better, I’ve got the same exact physique as Boo Berry.
.@strombone1 All I meant is that you’re delicious, nutritious, and part of a balanced breakfast.