Joel David Moore
With the amount of Santas out there I’m convinced children just have a more superior understanding of time travel.
Hidden message behind new Beyoncé tracks: 1: orgasm 2: orgasm 3: orgasm 4: orgasm 5: orgasm 6: orgasm 7-13: party/orgasms 14: love for child
I bite my nails and squish them through my teeth with my tongue as a form of flossing. How’s your holiday season going?
Just ate a Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich with no cheese. Apparently titular ingredients are important.
RT @shariv67: THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL MY HATERS! Many of you make valid points. I'm going to work on becoming a better person.
Top 5 favorite movies based off Regis and Kathy Lee: Turner and Hooch AVP Human Centipede Gnomeo and Juliet Harold and Maude
RT @NotKennyRogers: According to Facebook, 50% of us are pregnant and the other 50% can't spell.
See, mom!! “@OMGFacts: Cheerleading was initially an all-male sport.”
Beautiful event for Saving Innocence, raising money for local sex trafficking victims. For more info… http://t.co/F3d6T9qDjV