I used to think that people who believe that dog owners look like their dogs were stupid. I was completely wrong. http://t.co/2T3YHqJ3s4
.@BillSimmons didn't copy my joke. I "walked away from the Auburn game" to let Bill into my treehouse to watch the game & look at playboys
Walked away from the #AlabamaAuburn game for a minute. Did I miss anything?
Seems like Rob Ford hasn't made any major headlines in the last three days. Hey what gives? #Boooooooooring
Only my liver is 49 you bastard! RT @mishacollins: Joel, happy belated birthday! Hard to believe you're 50! You don't look a day over 49.