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Kenny Florian
@kennyflorian
I'm sarcastic & a freelance philosopher. TV UFC analyst. Retired UFC 1
#nowplaying "I'm on One" -Talib Kweli
The wifi here is a little slow in Jaragua Do Sul, Brazil. I'm writing this tweet on 5/16/13. Hopefully it arrives to you all in time.
RT @MMAmaniaNews: Video: Chael @Sonnench and @KennyFlorian break down @UFC on @FXNetworks 8 in Brazil - http://t.co/6i2E9BypLk
Some photos I took of some of my favorite cars in my imaginary garage #Mercedes #SL65 #AMG #Ferrariā¦ http://t.co/NtF0gbY0fn
Just listening to some tunes in my hotel room with my headphones & pajamas on... http://t.co/zsr5Q16JEg
"Hey everyone, the #phase10 app on my iPad is a cheating piece of shit!" -Things I yell out loud in my hotel room by myself
Don't do predictions for fights I'm calling but most looking forward to Lineker/Gashimov, Cholish/Tibau, Dunham/RDA & co-main & main event.
At weigh-ins a @ufc fighter looks for weakness in opponents eyes & will look to establish dominance before a fight starts. #MentalWarfare
Weigh-ins got heated between @vitorbelfort 7 & @LukeRockhold with a little shoving/yelling, gives us yet another reason to watch #UFConFX8 šš„
Rockhold gets in Belfort's face at weigh-ins, most likely in response to Vitor's fist in his face at press-conference staredown. #ufconfx8
RT @parker287: To make my girlfriend's prosthetic leg look more legit, I spray-painted a big bruise on it.
So @DUANEBANGCOM says nobody watches more video than him, REALLY?! I had to press pause on the fight vid I was watching just to tweet this š
I'm in a tuxedo reviewing my retirement plan, staying involved with my charities, doing business deals from my 3 phones & staying humble.
RT @UFCFaceSwap: East Coast Face Swap! @kennyflorian and @MattSerraUFC 2! Miss these guys in the cage... #RT #flashbackfriday #ufc #mma http://t.co/zjQ8DsXZIM
Got cut a couple weeks before #UFC87 & getting stitched up by dad #TBT #ufc #mma http://t.co/L80kRHdnNL
Had to stay up here in #brazil to see if the #Bruins would pull it off in OT aaaaaaaand they did! Woo! #Boston #BostonStrong šš„
And 30 hours later, I'm finally here at the host hotel for #UFConFX8 You know how old I am? Here's a hint..."Calgon, take me away!" šš„
Leaving #Atlanta for #SaoPaulo ...people post stuff like this on twitter sooooo...yeah...that's what I'm doing. Food Instagrams forthcoming.
Don't know why #mma fighters aren't allowed to smoke weed before fights. If judges can do it then the fighters should be able to as well. š
RT @Punchy_Primate: @kennyflorian My sister went to the school nurse when her nose bled for over an hour. He just pulled up Google on his cā¦
As a kid my school teachers would tell me I was useless. I'd always respond with "Oh yeah? Look at the school nurse!" It always shut 'em up.
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