I'm sarcastic & a freelance philosopher. TV UFC analyst. Retired UFC 1
The wifi here is a little slow in Jaragua Do Sul, Brazil. I'm writing this tweet on 5/16/13. Hopefully it arrives to you all in time.
Just listening to some tunes in my hotel room with my headphones & pajamas on... http://t.co/zsr5Q16JEg
"Hey everyone, the #phase10 app on my iPad is a cheating piece of shit!" -Things I yell out loud in my hotel room by myself
Don't do predictions for fights I'm calling but most looking forward to Lineker/Gashimov, Cholish/Tibau, Dunham/RDA & co-main & main event.
Rockhold gets in Belfort's face at weigh-ins, most likely in response to Vitor's fist in his face at press-conference staredown. #ufconfx8
RT @parker287: To make my girlfriend's prosthetic leg look more legit, I spray-painted a big bruise on it.
So @DUANEBANGCOM says nobody watches more video than him, REALLY?! I had to press pause on the fight vid I was watching just to tweet this 😁
I'm in a tuxedo reviewing my retirement plan, staying involved with my charities, doing business deals from my 3 phones & staying humble.
And 30 hours later, I'm finally here at the host hotel for #UFConFX8 You know how old I am? Here's a hint..."Calgon, take me away!" 👊💥
Don't know why #mma fighters aren't allowed to smoke weed before fights. If judges can do it then the fighters should be able to as well. 😁
As a kid my school teachers would tell me I was useless. I'd always respond with "Oh yeah? Look at the school nurse!" It always shut 'em up.