'Kenny Florian is the greatest human, living or dead' -Unknown
RT @BurtWatson4real: Just After his release from Prison I put Joe Frazier's WBC Championship Belt around the waist of Nelson Mandela..I wil…
I have this really great idea that's eerily similar to the #Olympics except 45 min to 1 hr prior to competing everyone must take an ambien.
Just tried spelling "important things" and my iPhone autocorrect tried "iLikeTurtles" instead. #ThingsITextOften
I won't tell you who won this exchange between me and one of the greatest foreign muay-thai fighters… http://t.co/TytR5Rs2bj