Watch Ain't that America every Tuesday at 11:30pm on MTV2
This how people in coach take pictures when they don't want you to know they in coach http://t.co/g4dPl5oCpQ
Don't lay on delta airline pillows.....unless u really feel like catching a virus
Me & my ol lady got a long ass flight and I only got 1 first class ticket again. I get the 1st 7 hours she gets the last 3
Why does it matter if someone don't wanna see you do better than them? It only effects you if YOU let it
When people say "they wanna see you do good but not better than them" I think "what type of friends do u have?"
I'm looking at my ol lady while she sleep thinking "I'll kill this bitch if she ever try me"
All the strippers bored in the locker room on twitter Instagram and vine right now
Make sure when u call yo ex a whore and slut u mean it cuz u gon look real stupid if u get back wit her
I never met none of my girlfriends dads growing up cuz they never met them either
My brother is a fire fighter and he just text me this http://t.co/IPXcBNmq9r
If anybody got the hook up on buddy passes on private jets put me down
Looking at Instagram If I didn't know any better I'd think everybody can afford a private jet
I'm surprise drake didn't put out a Christmas album singing Christmas carols and shit
Don't u hate when yo side bitch calls u back when u home? Bitch I been riding around for 2 hours