I work for the white man and tryn to get adopted by a Jewish family
I'm gon start tweeting like other celebs in a minute. Y'all appreciate being treated like less than
1 thing I learn about social network is y'all always come back to twitter and when u really fall off u go to Facebook
Y'all still think that "the person under this tweet" shit is funny? Smh I guess I give y'all too much credit
I'm not about to do that shit and get tackle by the Air Marshall just to entertain y'all
How many vines have u seen people say "I ain't worried about nothin" I counted 8,727 and that's just today
I should vine me running up and down the plane singing "I ain't worried about nothing"
A regular single dude over 40 ain't getting no pussy if he not rich or tricking. Men got it hard
Hold up how many women under 30 fucking a regular dude thats not rich over 40?
Jayz starting to look like he in the beginning stages of looking like a grand daddy
I know this 1 white guy got engaged was the super mushy love type dude then 1 week later he said "it's over bro"
Every white guy I know be deeply in love then next time I see them and ask about the girl they say it didn't work out