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Mark Hoppus

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i require ham.

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It might be boring sitting here by myself for so long, but at least I get to pay for a bunch of shit afterwards...

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4am club, Paris chapter. C'est la vie. Je vais a la plage.

The plus one in Paris. http://t.co/757w3AsOyN

With my son. He got mad I didn't include his effort. Please have him play the theme at my funeral. On an ocarina.

If I ever die, please play the theme from Ordon Village at my funereal to commemorate the time I beat Twilight Princess over a weekend.

"You need an attitude adjustment. Are a fondue? Or a fondant?" I'm so sorry.

Look. We've gone over this time and time again. What don't you get? PAUL IS YOUR FAVORITE BEATLE!!

How did The Office finale end? Did they get off the island?

HOW COME NOBODY EVER PLAYS CHOPIN'S SONATA FOR PIANO NO. 2 IN B-FLAT MINOR OP 35 AT MY SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTIES?!

Can you even IMAGINE the posthumous shame of someone laying on a coroner's table knowing their unbleached butthole is near to be discovered?

TBT New York City, circa 2001. http://t.co/KRnPTiyZBz

Are you fucking kidding me?! This whole time I thought it was "Knights in White Satin." I'm so stupid. Sorry about me.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "fuck, marry, kill" just the normal course of a relationship?

I still think it's weak that one of The Unsullied trained his whole life just to have his nipple cut off to prove a point.

all three european trophies. plastic fans. no history. glory hunters. HA! champions of europe. we know what we are.

ERWOUHUGHVCEIORUCGHMEIQCFGHIEMQCFGHHIPUEGQRHIWHINUOERLGHJCMVEHKRCMVPOEIRGHCMVEOPRWIGHVMCEOPRWICHMVEOPRWIGCHJVM!!!!!!! #CFC

The barista asked me how strong I'd like I my coffee and I told him I wanted to shit blood for a week straight.

comeonyoubluesbringhomesomesilverwaretonightkickittotheguydokneeslidesafterscoringstayonsidegooooooal!

And when the storm's gone I'm all Torna Pinside.

My best friend @robdelaney 4 has a board game coming out, and here's the commercial for it, replete with expletives! http://t.co/sgOdIqnDmi

I throw mad vibes out to the ladies when I'm walking my dog and carrying a bag of shit looking for a trash can.

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