i require ham.
With my son. He got mad I didn't include his effort. Please have him play the theme at my funeral. On an ocarina.
If I ever die, please play the theme from Ordon Village at my funereal to commemorate the time I beat Twilight Princess over a weekend.
"You need an attitude adjustment. Are a fondue? Or a fondant?" I'm so sorry.
Look. We've gone over this time and time again. What don't you get? PAUL IS YOUR FAVORITE BEATLE!!
HOW COME NOBODY EVER PLAYS CHOPIN'S SONATA FOR PIANO NO. 2 IN B-FLAT MINOR OP 35 AT MY SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTIES?!
Can you even IMAGINE the posthumous shame of someone laying on a coroner's table knowing their unbleached butthole is near to be discovered?
Are you fucking kidding me?! This whole time I thought it was "Knights in White Satin." I'm so stupid. Sorry about me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "fuck, marry, kill" just the normal course of a relationship?
I still think it's weak that one of The Unsullied trained his whole life just to have his nipple cut off to prove a point.
all three european trophies. plastic fans. no history. glory hunters. HA! champions of europe. we know what we are.
The barista asked me how strong I'd like I my coffee and I told him I wanted to shit blood for a week straight.
I throw mad vibes out to the ladies when I'm walking my dog and carrying a bag of shit looking for a trash can.