i require ham.
RT @MiahSaint: Tell me more about how depressed you are. Type it into your handheld device containing all the world's knowledge and art.
this is what you look like. manchester 2007 +44 http://t.co/gfN2iwQXQF
Isn't it weird how we PARK in a DRIVEway, but I'll probably DIE in my LIVING room?
The plus-one today at Somerset House. @ Somerset House http://t.co/9lnfVGGojy
Daniel and the Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day-Lewis. i don't know. just ignore me.
In Finnish, Santa Claus is called Joulupukki, which is pronounced "Yolo-pookie." YOLO. Pookie. You're welcome.
Sunset today is at 3:50pm. Apparently we're leaned away from the nearest star up there and it affects the light and weather?
Working on this "end zone/Friendzone" smack talk burn for Monday Night Football. It's gonna be SICK!
I DELETE ANY EMAIL SENT TO ME THAT ISN'T IN 12-POINT HELVETICA, NO EXCEPTIONS! I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND HERE!!
Did you head about the pop star who excels at fencing? Katy Parry. High five? Anyone?
Thought I had a handle on the whole "Jack the Ripper" mystery, but new evidence suggests his name might not actually have been Jack. BRB.
Doctor Who sn 4 ep 2 guest stars both Karen Gillan (Amelia Pond) and Peter Capaldi (the Doctor) years before their real characters appear.