So lame. I was supposed to buy tumblr but then at the last minute yahoo outbid me by 1.099999995 billion dollars.
Is there a song that can tell me whose sharona this is?
I'm so hip, old people have ME replacement surgery. Haha. I'm terrific.
I almost made a joke about someone masturbating a horse but then I found out the horse was real, not fictional, so I didn't. #class
Beautiful day in Paris. https://t.co/lFV1A4PMSE
I woke up too early and now I have to go back to sleep to finish the dream about the mean old lady and her dogs.
The plus one in Paris. http://t.co/757w3AsOyN
With my son. He got mad I didn't include his effort. Please have him play the theme at my funeral. On an ocarina.
If I ever die, please play the theme from Ordon Village at my funereal to commemorate the time I beat Twilight Princess over a weekend.
"You need an attitude adjustment. Are a fondue? Or a fondant?" I'm so sorry.
Look. We've gone over this time and time again. What don't you get? PAUL IS YOUR FAVORITE BEATLE!!
How did The Office finale end? Did they get off the island?
HOW COME NOBODY EVER PLAYS CHOPIN'S SONATA FOR PIANO NO. 2 IN B-FLAT MINOR OP 35 AT MY SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTIES?!
Can you even IMAGINE the posthumous shame of someone laying on a coroner's table knowing their unbleached butthole is near to be discovered?
TBT New York City, circa 2001. http://t.co/KRnPTiyZBz
Are you fucking kidding me?! This whole time I thought it was "Knights in White Satin." I'm so stupid. Sorry about me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "fuck, marry, kill" just the normal course of a relationship?
I still think it's weak that one of The Unsullied trained his whole life just to have his nipple cut off to prove a point.
all three european trophies. plastic fans. no history. glory hunters. HA! champions of europe. we know what we are.
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