I'm as real as it gets.
The Internet should be used as an experiment to see if us monkeys can hold hands and stand atop the shoulders of giants to prevent WW3.
As usual, Hotdog, it's you and me against the world. http://t.co/SpvwXdvuAd
Handle your biz this week. Focus on your priorities this week. Don't be distracted by your animal stupidity.
No tears are running down my eyes. I'm keeping all the pain inside. Now dontcha wanna be like me? I'm crazy as a man can be...
Gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, pride and envy. There's one more. What is it again? Morgan freeman, lets go to the library.
Please do not take actions that will jeopardize your future or the future of your offspring tonight. I love you America.
I like to drive my truck with no seatbelt. That way, I just feel like a really fat motorcyclist.