Actor, baker, candlestick maker
In england they still do a sort of permanent, painful branding on the animals. I think it's unnecessarily cruel. http://t.co/21cvQ9xOFQ
It's a shame, the UK used to be so quaint and lovely... The 21st century has not been kind. http://t.co/T2rqCW8h1e
These guys are trying to set up a meeting while i'm in the UK. They want me for the job because of my "expertise." http://t.co/Tuv9Cm5KIb
When i was Gorbachev's Masseuse, i helped negotiate his trade deals, so i had to learn Chinese. It's a bit rusty now. http://t.co/kWwm2plKD7
When i was Gorbachev's Masseuse, i helped negotiate his trade deals, so i had to learn Chinese. It's a bit rusty now. http://t.co/DhSzLDtaS2
We can never repay our debt to our moms. Love u momma. Happy Mother's Day to all the mommas out there.
Guys! don't do wedding photos in front of angel statues on centuries-old Roman bridges. Find somewhere romantic! http://t.co/Ig6bRMwGib
I'm in Brooklyn, NY. And I have to say the place has gone downhill. My friends's neighborhood is scary & rough. http://t.co/bfBlh1aW5C
It seems we both need to spend some time in spelling rehab... I'll try that again...
I didn't like like those people who just unfollowed me anyway. They kept leaving pee on the toilet seat at my house & were stealing my pens.
Hope my friend appreciates me pimp his movie. I lost lots of followers for clogging timelines with trivial twits. I sure wouldn't follow me.
And the winner is... Leah Alata @leahalata with: Trustco & 1st National. Thanks everyone for playing. Winners will get posters and letters.