i like: boxing. whiskey. naps. documentaries. also a writer and perfo1
"if your son is gonna be molested in the woods, it's gonna be by a heterosexual, dammit!" - Boy Scouts of America
my mom is a broke narcissist so don't tell me I've never raised a teenager.
.@tommyjohnagin that was clearly his request from the "make a swish" foundation.
RT @DanNaturman: It's retweet something stupid written by a girl you're trying to fuck day! Which is everyday!
Day 3 of surfing/wandering in Mexico. It looks like my freckles are sleeping with each other & having freckle babies. http://t.co/n3ooogv0I9
I know that terrible things are happening in the world but the two people openly fucking at this bar in Mexico don't seem to mind.
I think everyone I know is hanging out with Skrillex tonight. Anywho...this laundry isn't gonna fold itself.
Packing for my trip to Mexico tomorrow. How many ounces of heroin does the TSA let you have in your butt?
the people who write "first" on message threads have never been first at anything.
"Is that twerking?" - my 42-year-old white guy friend watching Nicki Minaj
don't boo Justin Bieber and cheer for Chris Brown, you dummies. #BillboardMusicAwards