i like: boxing. whiskey. naps. documentaries. also a writer and perfo1
I feel like a lot of people who think only God can judge them go on Judge Judy.
I'm guessing it doesn't get sadder than using Bing to look up Herpes symptoms.
everyone not playing professional football in the snow right now is a pussy.
If you're allowed to constantly remind me how big your kid is now, I'm allowed to remind you how good the @trailblazers are this year.
RT @trailblazers: Portland explodes for 40 in the quarter and turns an eight-point game at the half into a 38-point route heading into the …
just saw a woman dressed slightly sluttier than a porn star, but not as slutty as a local news weather girl.
I found out last year that my great grandfather was a comedian. Here is a neat pic of him (left) & Fatty Arbuckle. http://t.co/Acf7iHI9GK
@jdharm how come you didn't talk me out of benching Ben Tate this week??? I never told you I was doing it but you should have known.