i like: boxing. whiskey. naps. documentaries. also a writer and perfo1
I would give all my money if everyone I know, for follow friday, posted five people they've made out with.
Told some young female comics what Jerry Lewis said & they didn't care. Also they thought Jerry Lewis was an open mic comic from Alhambra.
Lots of Mexico pics on my Instagram. Honestly, I love it here so much I might even stay happy for 2 to 3 days after I get back.
the sound of the ocean in Mexico is a far cry from what I usually fall asleep to in LA: far cries.
If Jerry Lewis thinks women aren't funny he clearly doesn't read every 17th tweet of mine.
I'm in Mexico. There's a big fire on the side of the road. A guy in a VW Beetle is assessing the situation so no need to worry.
"if your son is gonna be molested in the woods, it's gonna be by a heterosexual, dammit!" - Boy Scouts of America
my mom is a broke narcissist so don't tell me I've never raised a teenager.
.@tommyjohnagin that was clearly his request from the "make a swish" foundation.