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Morgan Murphy
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i like: boxing. whiskey. naps. documentaries. also a writer and perfo1
RT @marcmaron 18: fyi. Bob Goldthwait directed tnite's @MaronIFC #maron
I should have signed a prenup with my mom.
I would give all my money if everyone I know, for follow friday, posted five people they've made out with.
Told some young female comics what Jerry Lewis said & they didn't care. Also they thought Jerry Lewis was an open mic comic from Alhambra.
Lots of Mexico pics on my Instagram. Honestly, I love it here so much I might even stay happy for 2 to 3 days after I get back.
the sound of the ocean in Mexico is a far cry from what I usually fall asleep to in LA: far cries.
RT @M_Hedberg: A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
The electricity is out in Sayulita & it's still perfect.
my new friends are better than your new friends. #sayulita #mexico #perfecto http://t.co/fF1nSLSlFg
If Jerry Lewis thinks women aren't funny he clearly doesn't read every 17th tweet of mine.
I'm in Mexico. There's a big fire on the side of the road. A guy in a VW Beetle is assessing the situation so no need to worry.
I did @jaymohr37 4's podcast. you can listen to it. technology is crazy! http://t.co/Kbp6ypdvzL
"if your son is gonna be molested in the woods, it's gonna be by a heterosexual, dammit!" - Boy Scouts of America
my mom is a broke narcissist so don't tell me I've never raised a teenager.
@shanenickerson my mom's mug arrived. she still loves it. thank you! http://t.co/uyF9YaDe2I
.@tommyjohnagin that was clearly his request from the "make a swish" foundation.
more like LebWRONG LAMES. :(
@twittels @nealbrennan 22 @TheBiggIdea @JoeMande watching from Mexico. http://t.co/wya92obRYR
Came to Mexico & found my favorite person. http://t.co/vXus40Hfp1
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