i like: boxing. whiskey. naps. documentaries. also a writer and perfo1
If you wait till you get married to have sex & your husband dies the day after the wedding, that's for sure the most awkward one night stand
@BryanFuller Gillian Anderson on Hannibal is my favorite thing. Thank you. Good bye.
Every wife is a trophy wife. It's just that some of them are participation trophies.
Hey girl in your 20's, that guy you're crying about will be so fat in 5 years. Night night.
Hey twitter, the send all button in the drafts folder is like having a button that posts all your DM's as tweets. Nobody will ever use it.
RT @TVsJonDore: I'll be at the comedy Attic in Bloomington may 16,17,18. Great club. Check it out.
I root for the bulls like they're my little brother and the heat is their bully at school.