i like: boxing. whiskey. naps. documentaries. also a writer and perfo1
.@tommyjohnagin that was clearly his request from the "make a swish" foundation.
RT @DanNaturman: It's retweet something stupid written by a girl you're trying to fuck day! Which is everyday!
Day 3 of surfing/wandering in Mexico. It looks like my freckles are sleeping with each other & having freckle babies. http://t.co/n3ooogv0I9
I know that terrible things are happening in the world but the two people openly fucking at this bar in Mexico don't seem to mind.
I think everyone I know is hanging out with Skrillex tonight. Anywho...this laundry isn't gonna fold itself.
Packing for my trip to Mexico tomorrow. How many ounces of heroin does the TSA let you have in your butt?
the people who write "first" on message threads have never been first at anything.
"Is that twerking?" - my 42-year-old white guy friend watching Nicki Minaj
don't boo Justin Bieber and cheer for Chris Brown, you dummies. #BillboardMusicAwards
My friend just said that Ed Sheeran sounds like Tracy Chapman and nobody has ever been more right.
so all I can figure out is that the big thing in music is boys who look like girls and girls who look like women.