Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
i like: boxing. whiskey. naps. documentaries. also a writer and perfo1
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.@tommyjohnagin that was clearly his request from the "make a swish" foundation.
more like LebWRONG LAMES. :(
@twittels @nealbrennan 22 @TheBiggIdea @JoeMande watching from Mexico. http://t.co/wya92obRYR
Came to Mexico & found my favorite person. http://t.co/vXus40Hfp1
RT @DanNaturman: It's retweet something stupid written by a girl you're trying to fuck day! Which is everyday!
Day 3 of surfing/wandering in Mexico. It looks like my freckles are sleeping with each other & having freckle babies. http://t.co/n3ooogv0I9
I know that terrible things are happening in the world but the two people openly fucking at this bar in Mexico don't seem to mind.
RT @PeteDominick: One time I was driving @morgan_murphy home from a gig & we ran out of gas.I promised her 1 day Id apologize on twitter.
@RayChewLive nice sitting next to you, Ray. Viva Mexico. http://t.co/EZNPc23zQv
@nealbrennan 22 @blakegriffin32 3 took this pic with Chris Paul after we were on the same flight to Mexico. I'm retarded. http://t.co/Il4Xnp7zLK
I think everyone I know is hanging out with Skrillex tonight. Anywho...this laundry isn't gonna fold itself.
Packing for my trip to Mexico tomorrow. How many ounces of heroin does the TSA let you have in your butt?
the people who write "first" on message threads have never been first at anything.
Prince.
"Is that twerking?" - my 42-year-old white guy friend watching Nicki Minaj
don't boo Justin Bieber and cheer for Chris Brown, you dummies. #BillboardMusicAwards
Is whoever let the dogs out responsible for Pitbull?
My friend just said that Ed Sheeran sounds like Tracy Chapman and nobody has ever been more right.
so all I can figure out is that the big thing in music is boys who look like girls and girls who look like women.
The Billboard Music Awards are my favorite part of #ComedyWeek.
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