Co-creator of Chappelle's Show and less popular things. Comedian.
SANTA MONICA. Tonight I may not be there, but the great @peteholmes will be. Westside Comedy theater. 9 PM. $5.
I enjoy cutting people off in traffic, then speeding up so it's like I didn't cut them off and they got mad for no reason.
Hey bro pull over I'm gonna eat your fuckin' car. http://t.co/uxKZNyRcqx
If there's a better time-waster than updating your computer's preferences, I don't know what it is.
Your thoughts about a new person in the first month of a relationship are basically fan fiction.
Glad to see the Clippers wearing those South American baseball uniforms we all love.
SANTA MONICA: I'm doing stand-up tonight w/ some friends. Westside Comedy Theater. 9PM. $5 only.
To honor small biz Saturday, when a friend asks you for something, tell them you ran out but can order some by Thursday.
I'm the Miles Davis of wondering if a stranger needs my help then talking myself out of actually helping hem.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. From me and my trusty sidekick, Keith. http://t.co/azi5kdcIZz
Interesting take by woman on seeing "12 Years a Slave." http://t.co/3CU4CUXHgK
I bet fashion people take Kanye's designs as seriously as hip-hop people would take Calvin Klein's rhymes.