Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
Patton Oswalt mentioning 'charstarlene'
RT @charstarlene: "Time is so crazy. What is time? It passes and before you know it, you die alone," I said. "Your pizza isn't ready yet," …
Thanks @charstarlene for opening & everyone who came to the FAKE Gallery tonight. I WILL make the "casa sushi" joke work.
A few tickets left for this Thursday's FAKE Gallery show, with opener @charstarlene. Check her out: http://t.co/PJCqYrOMxH
Also, @Esquiremag? The king & queen of Twitter are @ShittingtonUK and @charstarlene. But that won't be apparent 'til 2014. You'll see.
Hilarious, genius, and TOTALLY ACCURATE. From @charstarlene: http://t.co/cjDFYhQr
RT @charstarlene: "She died doing what she loved: wanting to die."
RT @charstarlene: Sorry I yelled "killin' it" when your mom was eating that banana.
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