Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
Patton Oswalt mentioning 'charstarlene'
RT @charstarlene: Sometimes I can't sleep because I'm excited about cereal.
RT @charstarlene: My thirties have been great so far. I do things I want, not should, and I've replaced the word "like" with plain silence.
RT @charstarlene: "I can't accept from others until I accept myself. Do you accept yourself?" I asked. "Please get off Santa's lap," securi…
RT @charstarlene: My friend just posted a picture of her ultrasound, I just pretended a taco was a hat.
RT @charstarlene: Take it easy with the makeup, ladies, your personal life is showing.
RT @charstarlene: Excited to say I'll be performing my one-woman show called "What's Wrong? Nothing" all day and forever.