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Patton Oswalt
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Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
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RT @Puddinstrip: my mom was right, when it comes to my suicidal threats I'm SUCH a GG Allin
A touching, 30-second film about faith from @puddinstrip. I hope this makes everyone's day brighter: http://t.co/mCOQrvsMki
RT @Puddinstrip: I'm no thespian but when I do the "I've got nowhere else to go" line from Officer & a Gentleman there's not a dry eye …
RT @Puddinstrip: hey @PattonOswalt - mom's on twitter. Need u to pretend I'M the one guest starring on @JustifiedFX. Also that Im dating Madchen Amick, thx!
I can't believe today's @puddinstrip made me re-think my stance on global warming: http://t.co/CI6Cx4gXUz
RT @Puddinstrip: "We should do something with these half eaten Filet-O-Fishes people keep throwing away" - Fish McBite 'I Have a Dream' speech
RT @Puddinstrip: don't give up, Rand. I filibustered my mom for 17 hours before she gave in and bought me parachute pants
RT @Puddinstrip: according to CNN, Cardinal Bob A'Booey was just named the new Pope. Congrats, Catholics!
"And, as always, we continue to condemn the degenerates at @5sf and @Puddinstrip. We petition Christ for their failure & ruin." #Oscars
Thanks, @Puddinstrip, for summing up my ENTIRE LIFE: http://t.co/x2rTTGax
RT @Puddinstrip: we don't do Puddin' for the money, but when a Youtube check rolls in it makes me and @EddiePepitone damn proud http://t.co/o9NUqLdd
.@DJRotaryRachel: @pattonoswalt @Puddinstrip It's when we Gordon Jump'd the shark. // And now Twitter's broken. Sorry, everyone.
I nominate @Puddinstrip for a Shorty Award in #webshow because... it gave me the courage to cry again.
Also, vote for @Puddinstrip in the Shorty Awards. It'll help a dying kid, or some owls or something: http://t.co/eOmuWJaI
RT @Puddinstrip: Golden Globes isn't over until Tommy Lee Jones is ziplocked and put back in the freezer between Mickey Rourke and some venison
RT @Puddinstrip: just saw a Hells Angel with a yoga mat strapped to his bike. Guess the hippies at Altamont won after all.
.@Puddinstrip: It's a Wonderful Puddin'. Forgive me, Frank Capra - http://t.co/E4FXHCs7 // @ColinHanks 2 deserves the Nobel for this...
RT @Puddinstrip: I tweeted about Linus doing the Cuckoo-Clock speech from The Third Man and @The_Hoyk actually did it. WATCH! http://t.co/umcYD41L
RT @Puddinstrip: if Charlie Brown asks for the meaning of Xmas nowadays Linus would do Harry Limes Cuckoo-clock speech from Third Man then flee into a sewer
RT @Puddinstrip: if Paddy Chayefsky was still alive he could sue the last decade of television for plagiarism
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