Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
Patton Oswalt mentioning 'puddinstrip'
RT @Puddinstrip: my mom was right, when it comes to my suicidal threats I'm SUCH a GG Allin
RT @Puddinstrip: I'm no thespian but when I do the "I've got nowhere else to go" line from Officer & a Gentleman there's not a dry eye …
RT @Puddinstrip: "We should do something with these half eaten Filet-O-Fishes people keep throwing away" - Fish McBite 'I Have a Dream' speech
RT @Puddinstrip: don't give up, Rand. I filibustered my mom for 17 hours before she gave in and bought me parachute pants
RT @Puddinstrip: according to CNN, Cardinal Bob A'Booey was just named the new Pope. Congrats, Catholics!
RT @Puddinstrip: Golden Globes isn't over until Tommy Lee Jones is ziplocked and put back in the freezer between Mickey Rourke and some venison
RT @Puddinstrip: just saw a Hells Angel with a yoga mat strapped to his bike. Guess the hippies at Altamont won after all.
RT @Puddinstrip: if Charlie Brown asks for the meaning of Xmas nowadays Linus would do Harry Limes Cuckoo-clock speech from Third Man then flee into a sewer
RT @Puddinstrip: if Paddy Chayefsky was still alive he could sue the last decade of television for plagiarism