Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
"I could make a MUCH nicer totem pole of dead bodies..." Martha Stewart, watching the opening of tonight's @NBCHannibal
RT @scottEweinberg: Please don't start listing funny women. Jerry Lewis is feeble-minded.
James Bond will return in SERIOUSLY, MY BALLS STILL HURT FROM THAT CASINO ROYALE ROPE-TORTURE BUSINESS.
What's this about Jerry Lewis saying women aren't fleeben flayvin hoygle blev (dies)?
Wait -- did Tyler Perry heckle Obama? In his Madea costume? Wow, that's...oh, it was @medeabenjamin? Huh. Oh well.
RT @Puddinstrip: my mom was right, when it comes to my suicidal threats I'm SUCH a GG Allin
Very proud of my Critic's Choice Award nom. But I SINCERELY want Molly Shannon to win in my category. 'Cuz she crushed on ENLIGHTENED.
"As you wish" -- Boba Fett, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK; Westley and The Grandfather, PRINCESS BRIDE