Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
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Warren Zevon quietly ate a baked eggplant and jicama soufflé with a long spoon while wearing a tuxedo. #all26letters
Day Two of my Whiskey Advent Calendar. A Talisker Port Ruigbe: http://t.co/nInEn9kPXL
RT @DaveHolmes: But don't lose faith, people- belligerent, self-aggrandizing pricks really do exist.
RT @DaveHolmes: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was telling some fictional airplane villain lady to eat his dick.