Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
Hey @TheRealDiceClay: finally saw BLUE JASMINE. You were terrific. Wow.
"Who's the jolly old elf in the red suit?" "John Waters!" I am KILLING it at this Christmas puppet show.
At Whole Foods. Raining, and all I had to wear is my wife's pink hat. Getting some complimentary looks, though.
BACK TO THE FUTURE III is the BACK TO THE FUTURE II of BACK TO THE FUTURE movies.
RT @ieatanddrink: It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity
And good night. Thank you, @SpaghettiOs. Thank you, photoshoppers. And God bless tone-deaf, Tweeting corporate interns everywhere.
"I know how we'll fix this! Somebody photoshop Mr. O shaking hands with Mandela!" -- damage control at the @SpaghettiOs Twitter feed
Dear @SpaghettiOs: Genuinely afraid to scroll back & see what you Tweeted on the 50th anniversary of JFKs assassination.