Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
RT @Puddinstrip: now at 18,001 followers (plays Vangelis soundtrack to The Bounty, scrubs bathtub with toothbrush, mutters 'God is dead' ov…
RT @Puddinstrip: Lost 1 follower, now back to 17,999 (blasts Danzig's 'Mother', lies under bed clicking pen light on and off, grinds teeth)
RT @Puddinstrip: I just hit 18,000 followers (plays Christina Aguileras 'Beautiful', eats bag of Lorna Doone's while staring out window, we…
RT @Puddinstrip: I sure hope 2014 is a better year for me than birth-2013 was
Guys, the sign language interpreter at Mandela's funeral was NOT fake. He CLEARLY signed, "macaroni butthole racecar Streisand."
RT @Jake_Flores: Girl, are you Captain Beefheart? Because I'm pretending to understand you
RT @Jake_Flores: Got a lost prophets tattoo last night, i know it's crazy but hey life is short. Does anybody know what these guys are up t…
RT @Jake_Flores: The Shining except you turn into the "surprised" guy in an improv team poster