Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
"As you wish" -- Boba Fett, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK; Westley and The Grandfather, PRINCESS BRIDE
I walked 10 blocks in NYC today which means I was in 20 Gaspar Noé short films today.
RT @ShittingtonUK: "Daddy, are you cool?" "Haha! Isaiah, that's a rad question. Pause Veggie Tales and let's talk about the coolest guy who…
Yeah, I'm RT'ing a lot of funny people. The news out of Oklahoma keeps getting worse so this is how I cope. Sorry. REDCROSS to 90999
RT @rachow: The key to staying thin is, instead of three regular meals, throw up six smaller meals throughout the day.
RT @charstarlene: "Time is so crazy. What is time? It passes and before you know it, you die alone," I said. "Your pizza isn't ready yet," …
RT @GerryDuggan: “The guy we’re after is real crafty.” - Jerry Orbach, standing over a vajazzled Law & Order victim