Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
Hey Hollywood -- Hans Brinker but he's grown up and his skates are razors and he fights yetis. DM me, @RyanGosling.
Sweet dreams, @bouzagloabc. You are God's grace incarnate. Ignore the CUNT-COCK TURD FAGGOT PISS-FUCKERS on the internet. Amen.
Hey guys, @se4realhinton is Tweeting about the inspirations for her books. The Motorcycle Boy scoop she just dropped blew my mind.
This photo essay on teenage freight train hitchhikers will shake you up: http://t.co/2vPLwOdSm1
Dear @BoyGeorge: Are you EVER going to publicly respond to Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Girl George" slam from 1985's COMMANDO?
(2 of 2) ...that said, Sinclair's description of Thatcher's twilight years as "more mask than meat"? PERFECTION. So there.
(1 of 2). Shit, it WAS a Borges quote. Sinclair was referencing him, not plagiarizing. I'm too un-read to know the difference...
Iain Sinclair's description of the Falklands War as "...two bald men fighting over a comb" in the May 9th @LRB? Gorgeous.
Whoever designed the lighting in my hotel's restaurant was a big fan of Ralph Ellison's INVISIBLE MAN: http://t.co/bSOBMZ7dOt
If I can just make it to 9pm, New York, I'm gonna sleep the fuck out of this Saturday night. #jetlag
Really? The guy who animated my rant has LESS than 60 followers? This will not stand. Follow @izacless. HEAR ME, MINIONS!
Never forget: FRANKENSTEIN was written by a teenage girl on absinthe & DRACULA by an Irish dude who had a nightmare after eating bad crab.