Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
RT @Puddinstrip: my mom was right, when it comes to my suicidal threats I'm SUCH a GG Allin
Very proud of my Critic's Choice Award nom. But I SINCERELY want Molly Shannon to win in my category. 'Cuz she crushed on ENLIGHTENED.
"As you wish" -- Boba Fett, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK; Westley and The Grandfather, PRINCESS BRIDE
I walked 10 blocks in NYC today which means I was in 20 Gaspar Noé short films today.
RT @ShittingtonUK: "Daddy, are you cool?" "Haha! Isaiah, that's a rad question. Pause Veggie Tales and let's talk about the coolest guy who…
RT @glenna_opt: no YOU'RE taking a pregnancy test in an ihop bathroom