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Patton Oswalt
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Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
RT @charstarlene: Have you ever peed your pants? I have. Watch this video! http://t.co/xVLGuArl
RT @Puddinstrip: my mom was right, when it comes to my suicidal threats I'm SUCH a GG Allin
RT @TheWebbyAwards: Plans tonight? Now you have them - Watch the 17th Annual Webby Awards hosted by @pattonoswalt http://t.co/d3DCAXo1oD #w…
Very proud of my Critic's Choice Award nom. But I SINCERELY want Molly Shannon to win in my category. 'Cuz she crushed on ENLIGHTENED.
RT @JennyJohnsonHi5 15: Just ran into this grumpy fucker at LAX. @pattonoswalt http://t.co/uICVSka94D
"As you wish" -- Boba Fett, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK; Westley and The Grandfather, PRINCESS BRIDE
RT @grahamclark: Wife Swamp
RT @jeffersongraham: On #TalkingYourTech, @pattonoswalt talks @redlettermedia, @parksandrecnbc and more. http://t.co/WCHk0z9Wjs
RT @BrianChurilla: I'm spending the afternoon working on something for @pattonoswalt. #underwraps #hushhush
RT @Splitsider: All the best moments from @PattonOswalt's Reddit AMA http://t.co/4M2guCfTfG
RT @shanenickerson: Kinda bummed that I haven't written a tweet funny enough to get @prodigalsam "inspired" yet.
I walked 10 blocks in NYC today which means I was in 20 Gaspar Noé short films today.
I still love you, @BarackObama 6, but your presidency has entered the "Russian dashboard camera" phase.
RT @TheWebbyAwards: TOMORROW! TOMORROW! Watch @pattonoswalt host the #webbys On Demand starting at 9am ET - http://t.co/hULYPH1T4e http://t…
"I'll give up my bicep tattoos when you have them laser removed from my cold, dead guns." #eh #Cminus #imtired
RT @NeilHamburger: Another sad day: when Ray opened his Spotify 2012 royalty check and it totalled $1.74. @Spotify: A very sad day for musi…
RT @ShittingtonUK: Inspirations… http://t.co/BIjpF9xiSP
RT @ShittingtonUK: "Daddy, are you cool?" "Haha! Isaiah, that's a rad question. Pause Veggie Tales and let's talk about the coolest guy who…
RT @glenna_opt: no YOU'RE taking a pregnancy test in an ihop bathroom
RT @ixSEANxi: @pattonoswalt @MichaelChiklis 8 “fool me once shame on you fool me twice goddammit more balls.”
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