Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
EVOCATEUR: THE MORTON DOWNEY JR. MOVIE is a fascinating film about a tragic, horrible man: http://t.co/bXN63acK9Z
I'm cringing thinking of the clumsy way Paula Deen's gonna try to spin this racism/slavery shit. "Y'all like cornbread, right?"
Death needs to get stabbed in the foot with a corkscrew by Patricia Atquette. #RIPGandolfini
Death needs to be driven out into the woods by Silvio Dante. #RIPGandolfini
This Paula Deen thing is nothing new. Doesn't anybody remember Plessy v. Butter?
I'd like to hire George Zimmer as a human Sleep Machine, sitting next to my bed saying, "Cellar door" repeatedly while I snooze.
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RT @anylaurie16: If I'd known my fetus was masturbating, I definitely would have aborted him.
"This is STORMTROOPER POOP!" -- STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE, trash compactor scene (deleted dialogue)
Hey Rep. Burgess -- I did NOT masturbate when I was a fetus. I didn't have any trouble getting laid 'til I turned 2.
RT @GerryDuggan: The NSA says it stopped a Wall Street attack, just not the ginormous ones the bankers perpetrated.
"Wayne vs. Bane! Insane Pain in da Sewer Drain!" -- Don King, DARK KNIGHT RISES (deleted scenes)