Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
RT @melvillehouse: Wondering what to get that special someone in your life? A book. Get them a damn book. It's not hard.
RT @EpcotCentre: Epcot memories will last a lifetime. You won't ever be able to forget the things you've seen & done here, no matter what.
RT @EpcotCentre: Epcot is the only place where you can eat Italian-style pizza for breakfast, Japanese-style sushis for lunch & American ho…
Watching THE KING OF KINGS (1927) on @tcm right now 'cuz even though I think Ayn Rand was a shitty writer, I adore her "crowd extra" work.
My episode of @yogabbagabba is on again tomorrow at 9am. West Coast? Or maybe East Coast? Check your listings. I play a frog!
Of all the Jason Bourne novels, my favorite is still "The Bourne Picnic."
RT @Caissie: I have an intense fear of being given a tour in a home with Tuscan or wine-themed decor.
Hey @TheRealDiceClay: finally saw BLUE JASMINE. You were terrific. Wow.
"Who's the jolly old elf in the red suit?" "John Waters!" I am KILLING it at this Christmas puppet show.
At Whole Foods. Raining, and all I had to wear is my wife's pink hat. Getting some complimentary looks, though.