Paul is a guy who wears suits and tries not to screw things up. He al1
The hotel I'm in has both conditioning shampoo and conditioner. I'm touched by their excessive concern toward the condition of my hair.
RT @pulmyears: "I was once a Cub Scout. I had badges, prestige, knew how to make fire." Possible first line of my memoir.
I chickened out. Maybe I'll just invite him to a London screening of The Heat! @jimmypagecom, would you come see my movie? No pressure.
Dear @jimmypagecom, I hate to bother you but if you read this, I'm the goofy guy in the purple shirt 2 seats away. Can I take your picture?
Have to be terribly uncool and tell you that I'm sitting on a train in England and Jimmy Page just got on and sat behind me. Losing my mind.
I dare you to find a person in a restaurant who, when their dinner partner heads to the bathroom, doesn't check their cell phone. #guilty
I feel like a parsley sprig on top of a plate of food isn't as impressive as it used to be. #jaded