'One day you're the cock of the walk, the next a feather duster.'
So angry/frustrated by the sheer gutlessness of our performances in Tests 1/2. But I will spare you more Pom whining and go to bed. #Ashes
Mr Cook, the difference is they batted, bowled, fielded, sledged & competed better than us. They want it more. I just don't understand WHY.
Cook thinks main difference between the two sides is the FIELDING??? Our captain is completely deluded. #Ashes
Let's replace England's absurd 82-page diet manifesto with a simple plate of old-fashioned British courage. Or let's just go home. #Ashes
Congratulations Australia, you want it more than us. Great, hard, determined team cricket. Impressive. #Ashes
England bowled out in less than an hour, 90% playing stupid attacking shots. Utterly pathetic. #Ashes
"It was just like my mum hanging out the washing." _ Boycott on Swann dismissal. #Ashes
Hey Mike Hussey - you can bag me all you like, cobber. But at least when I play cricket, I'm one of the top 5 batsmen in the team. @Channel9
If Cook told them to play more idiotic hook shots, he's an idiot. If he told them not to, they don't respect/fear him as captain. #Ashes
What was the team talk, Captain Cook? > "Hey guys, we all got out playing dumb hook shots yesterday, let's do it all again today!" #Ashes
Oh good, another stupid hook shot. Just what we needed. Can someone please implant a brain into our players before Perth? #Ashes
BOOM! > RT @OllieHolt22: Adelaide is a city of umbrellas, puddles and swishing windscreen wipers this morning.