Jeffrey Ross
@realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
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Dang you @jimmykimmel 48 I was prepared to tell that lie for the rest of our lives. Anyway, I will always cherish this piece of crap.
RT @BillSimmons 10: Hilarious - @jimmyKimmel bought @realjeffreyross that naked Bea Arthur painting. Might be my new Twitter avatar. http://t.…
RT @samantharonson: @realjeffreyross @jimmykimmel 48 shut up! That’s amazing
RT @kellyoxford 3: @realjeffreyross @jimmykimmel 48 that's the best. Ever.
Amen, brother. RT @jimmykimmel 48 @realjeffreyross Bea is watching over all of us, but especially you
Biggest surprise of my life. Thank you @jimmykimmel 48 - the most generous guy in the world! #BeaArthur ❤ http://t.co/0jjkfu9uJP
You assholes are the shit. Thanks for supper. RT @WhitneyCummings 4 Assholes unite. @bobsaget 33 @realjeffreyross http://t.co/oLdnwGDPjB
RT @VideoPodcastNet: In an all new #MorningRoast, @realjeffreyross roasts @justinbieber 13 and his booing at the Billboard Music Awards http:/…
Who's looking forward to a Martin & Lewis reunion in the near future? #HeyLadies
RT @TheComedyStore: "From Iron Mike to Open Mic" -@realjeffreyross
RT @TheComedyStore: .@realjeffreyross bringing on The Champ Iron @MikeTyson 9 to try standup for the first time! So cool. http://t.co/mEhkO3v…
RT @TheComedyStore: We have a HUGE Surprise Guest coming in tonight with @realjeffreyross 9pm Original Room. Free with Twitter, but get her…
Try spellcheck, dude. RT @Pontifex_it Vivere il Vangelo è lottare contro l’egoismo. Il Vangelo è perdono e pace; è l’amore che viene da Dio.
The @RollingStones are the Mount Rushmore of rock cuz people love to see their crumbling faces. #TheMorningRoast http://t.co/fyw7Hl0Zzt
Okay Tuesday you win. I'm goin to sleep. Goodnight.
Congrats @Beyonce 3 ! Now that you're pregnant again Gwyneth Paltrow will have a fourth black friend. http://t.co/0Qa7SmWK54 #TheMorningRoast
RT @VideoPodcastNet: In an all new #TheMorningRoast, @realjeffreyross roasts the pregnant @Beyonce 3 over her unborn baby http://t.co/Um0AWTE…
Finally some good news today. RT @realDonaldTrump 5 Because of the tornado tragedy I will not be doing @piersmorgan tonight.
RT @pattonoswalt 9: Hunker down, Oklahoma. Sorry you're going through this. It's this random, wild planet. REDCROSS to 90999
RT @FollowAndLaugh: @realjeffreyross Wassup wit givin a nigga a retweet? Is it cause Im black? FUCK!
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