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I just received two "CSI: Miami" residual checks totaling $4.53 and just in time for the holiday weekend! #ThanksCaruso
Tell you what: we saw the true chicken get fried at Sawgrass a couple weeks ago.
I could sit here and offer stats and perspective, but @BUrlacher54 is the effin man and we all know it. Congrats, all-timer.
I will never understand colleagues RTing hate-ridden tweets from haters. It gives the haters a BIGGER platform! Just ignore them!
Been a long while since I last spoke with Tony Kornheiser. Just did, for his radio show. I feel refreshed.
Hug a teacher today. And I'm not just saying that because I'm the son of teachers. Thank heavens for those teachers in OKC.