Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
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Probably the best part about my new suede capris is how they're soft, ever so soft, soft like a nice fairy's soft vagīna.
I bet Harrison Ford (#actor) was like "Aaahh!" when he first met Chewbacca until George Lukas told him it was a fellow thespian.
If you haven't see James Gandolfini in @Aiannucci's "In the Loop," please do. It's a candidate for funniest film of all time.
Having a big beard but no mustache is an effective way to let people know you've killed a dog with a shovel.
I think I speak for all black people when I say that Paula Deen's butter-based diabetes delivery dishes are tastier than racism is "bad."
"There's more where that came from..." *points to pænnùs, smiles, falls down flight of stairs, transforms into loaf of bread with Steve Harv