Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
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if I ever took a vacation from getting laid I could probably be better at guitar than Jack white after ,like 20 minutes
Just audibly farted while holding eye contact with a lady wearing a sweater that said “SANTA'S COMIN'!”
Why not pay $10.65 for my book, instead of its $25 cover price?http://t.co/Ss5b8D9kCB
Men who put their peanuses in another man’s back butt don’t deserve the bible rights I have as a man who ensexes a womans frontbutt .
RT @MuscularSon: *pushes past security at museum to get to bach's piano* *badly fucks up the bassline to seven nation army*
If you watch 3 TED Talks in a row they will let you run the TSA for a weekend.
Get that judge an A&E show. RT @ReutersUS: Federal judge strikes down Utah’s gay marriage ban as violating the U.S. constitution
I’d feel better about A&E suspending Phil Robertson if I could stop a woman who’s survived ovarian cancer from getting health insurance :(
Follow @RealSharHorgan. I’m excited to live in her shed while we make our pilot.
Obviously there’s nothing “wrong with being a virgin, it’s just that people suggesting I am one on-line are very seriously risking a lawsuit