Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1
The Fast & Furious guys keep baby wipes in their glove compartments for when they cum all over their car because they’re so good at driving.
Watch me do standup live via this link in 6-ish minutes: http://t.co/t1wEXuKd0U
Looks like Ray Manzarek finally checked into that big “Hotel California” in the sky…
If cities are a country’s brain, and national parks are its heart, are malls its malignant poo tumors?
I joke & gag on here for kicks but really I think I have a great rapport with the youth of today, even “urban” kids. #yolow
#teens aren’t wearing cologne anymore like my generation did. Guess they’d rather play video blog game then have sex or get laid!
For those who want to donate directly to Danielle's recovery, you may do so here: http://t.co/gRRSCfWAsl
NYC • Hang out with me, see my show, do beers, help pay a nice woman’s insane medical bills: http://t.co/p7czQ8ZrY2