Rob Delaney
@robdelaney
Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1
यार तुम्हारा शिश्न दिखाई देता है तुम्हारे डीपी में. और तुम उतने फनी भी @MittRomney नहीं हो बस मिट रोमनी की
I get a sexual rush from blocking people who tweet about brunch.
NYC • 3 days left in auction to hang out w/ me, see my show, drink lots, help pay a nice woman’s medical bills: http://t.co/p7czQ8ZrY2
NYC • 3 days left in auction to hang out w/ me, see my show, drink lots, help pay a nice woman’s medical bills: http://t.co/ArrprGJs6G
This is chilling. #TriggerWarning RT @LibyaLiberty: The dangers of radical Islam. http://t.co/taRSFztjhj
My daughter Mona has the thickest mustache on her gymnastics team.
People angry about my last tweet: IT’S A JOKE. I never found it.
Finally found my wife’s clitoris! It’s in her coffin with the rest of her.
RT @leyawn: i hope every one is trying their best online today but also having fun
saggy + natural + hairy + discipline
Edinburgh • Come to my shoe. Tkts: https://t.co/pwru2L9txn
This is hilarious. RT @TeaPartyCat: http://t.co/j2L5drxXF7
.@brides my wife is a mess
I just discovered Jenna Marbles. I think she’s cool. Like a gateway drug for girls to think about bigger ideas. 👍
RT @FourEyedQueef: get out of a ticket by telling the officer you were busy breastfeeding yourself
RT @IamEnidColeslaw: FACT: @robdelaney's new board game is amazing. BUY IT. http://t.co/7dO4QT151J
I MIGHT cry this is so beautiful. RT @Beccanthropy: Rob Delaney-themed Scrabble game. http://t.co/BNOOctfBwe
I’m 55 hrs or so off coffee. (Insane amounts of it too, all day, every day.) Shockingly no headaches. I feel sad & tired & mumbly.
These 2 clowns are constantly posting quips & gags on their Twiter homepages: @juliadavidovich & @senderblock23. #humour
Have a #moist weekend.
Just saw an old woman trip over a dog’s leash and fall into the path of a bus. #EpicFail!
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