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Heart-wrenching scene in new Fast & Furious when Vin Diesel docks with Paul Walker & cum blasts him out of the flaming wreckage of a Viper.
I guess the @QOTSA show was good… IF YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR FACE RIPPED OFF AND STUFFED UP YOUR BUTTHOLE BY BOTH ROCK *AND* ROLL.
Just looked at the word “Austin” and thought it said “Autism.” But nope, it was “Austin.” I’m just crying really hard.
Terrorists are good at terror, but that’s it. Any sense their lil’ cause might make goes right in the toilet. So disingenuous. #fart
BREAKING: Jerry Lewis shits gently into his diaper, doesn’t notice.