Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
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Eat her pussy 30 times. RT @EPTREVI: Seeing you in Boulder, but my fiancé doesn't laugh at same things I do, what can I do to make her go?
I think a lot of people touting CBO report that immigration reform will reduce deficit are forgetting that many immigrants have brown skin.
RT @Fred_Delicious: "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
Huge backlash to my pro-ham tweets from women in the Muslim & Jewish communities. Please know I keep a ham-free home & bed chamber ;)
No one touch my penis for the next 20 minutes I'm doing an experiment.
"Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you get AIDS." - #wrongfilmquotes
I just saw the VICE female author suicide fashion show and had a hearty LOL. I say this as a mentally ill person under a doctor's care.
Whenever I take a "selfie," I make sure there's a plate with some ham on it in the background so women know I can afford ham.