Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
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The Cheesecake Factory's mascot should be a 400 lb. clown chasing a schoolbus with a bloody axe.
Not a joke: I'm about to do a set at the Laugh Factory & Steve Wozniak just rode up to the club on a Segway & sat in the 3rd row.
The fact is, I kick a lot of positivity on here and if you don't like it, you can suck my dick in hell you piece of shit.
Rumpelstiltskin is the sexiest troll because his name has a butt in it.
Eat her pussy 30 times. RT @EPTREVI: Seeing you in Boulder, but my fiancé doesn't laugh at same things I do, what can I do to make her go?
I think a lot of people touting CBO report that immigration reform will reduce deficit are forgetting that many immigrants have brown skin.
RT @Fred_Delicious: "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
Huge backlash to my pro-ham tweets from women in the Muslim & Jewish communities. Please know I keep a ham-free home & bed chamber ;)
No one touch my penis for the next 20 minutes I'm doing an experiment.