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Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney Rob Delaney

@robdelaney

Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs. Watch my hour special ROB DELANEY LI1

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.@MittRomney I did some things at a telemarketing job a few years ago that I'm not proud of. How do I retire retroactively? Thx.

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RT @brett_butler: @robdelaney Hey you're on the Canadian Netflix now too!

Next week I have shows in #Houston, #NewOrleans, #Birmingham & #Nashville. Tickets: http://t.co/sNYlMW4slU

My "special" Rob Delaney Live at the Bowery Ballroom is back up on @netflix streaming: http://t.co/JSpvzKvmHt

Probably the best part about my new suede capris is how they're soft, ever so soft, soft like a nice fairy's soft vagīna.

RT @dylanbrod: @robdelaney But, surely he met Peter Mayhew prior to that, right?

I bet Harrison Ford (#actor) was like "Aaahh!" when he first met Chewbacca until George Lukas told him it was a fellow thespian.

If you haven't see James Gandolfini in @Aiannucci's "In the Loop," please do. It's a candidate for funniest film of all time.

My e-hang viewing #rdbb party begins now. Hit play: http://t.co/JSpvzKvmHt

In 15 min (7:15pm EDT) me & pals will watch my special on @netflix & josh around using hashtag #rdbb. Join us: http://t.co/JSpvzKvmHt RT!

RT @wolfblitzer 13: Happy Easter!

Pass it on --> RT @mtaibbi: My new feature on the ratings agencies is out today http://t.co/47vjsgDGsw very damning internal documents

@ 7:15pm EDT/00:15 GMT I'll watch my special on @netflix with you & tweet about it w/ hashtag #rdbb. Join me? http://t.co/JSpvzKvmHt

Having a big beard but no mustache is an effective way to let people know you've killed a dog with a shovel.

I think I speak for all black people when I say that Paula Deen's butter-based diabetes delivery dishes are tastier than racism is "bad."

"There's more where that came from..." *points to pænnùs, smiles, falls down flight of stairs, transforms into loaf of bread with Steve Harv

.@Paula_Deen 5 fire your butter-gun up my ass-hoal #

Check how insanely funny @nickmullen is: http://t.co/y9uh2O0kB1

@Gagnon14 thanks!

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