Rob Delaney
@robdelaney
Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
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.@MittRomney I did some things at a telemarketing job a few years ago that I'm not proud of. How do I retire retroactively? Thx.
RT @brett_butler: @robdelaney Hey you're on the Canadian Netflix now too!
Next week I have shows in #Houston, #NewOrleans, #Birmingham & #Nashville. Tickets: http://t.co/sNYlMW4slU
My "special" Rob Delaney Live at the Bowery Ballroom is back up on @netflix streaming: http://t.co/JSpvzKvmHt
Probably the best part about my new suede capris is how they're soft, ever so soft, soft like a nice fairy's soft vagīna.
RT @dylanbrod: @robdelaney But, surely he met Peter Mayhew prior to that, right?
I bet Harrison Ford (#actor) was like "Aaahh!" when he first met Chewbacca until George Lukas told him it was a fellow thespian.
If you haven't see James Gandolfini in @Aiannucci's "In the Loop," please do. It's a candidate for funniest film of all time.
My e-hang viewing #rdbb party begins now. Hit play: http://t.co/JSpvzKvmHt
In 15 min (7:15pm EDT) me & pals will watch my special on @netflix & josh around using hashtag #rdbb. Join us: http://t.co/JSpvzKvmHt RT!
RT @wolfblitzer 13: Happy Easter!
Pass it on --> RT @mtaibbi: My new feature on the ratings agencies is out today http://t.co/47vjsgDGsw very damning internal documents
@ 7:15pm EDT/00:15 GMT I'll watch my special on @netflix with you & tweet about it w/ hashtag #rdbb. Join me? http://t.co/JSpvzKvmHt
Having a big beard but no mustache is an effective way to let people know you've killed a dog with a shovel.
I think I speak for all black people when I say that Paula Deen's butter-based diabetes delivery dishes are tastier than racism is "bad."
"There's more where that came from..." *points to pænnùs, smiles, falls down flight of stairs, transforms into loaf of bread with Steve Harv
.@Paula_Deen 5 fire your butter-gun up my ass-hoal #
Check how insanely funny @nickmullen is: http://t.co/y9uh2O0kB1
@Gagnon14 thanks!
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