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Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney Rob Delaney

@robdelaney

Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs. Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1

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.@MittRomney do u have a favorite blog about wheat thins?

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.@MittRomney 294 Have you thought about doing a podcast?

Jahar-Jahar Binks?

You’re a soft G, bro.

I wear makeup.

What’s next, the nerd who invented the microwave is gonna tell me to call my mom my dad? #NOBAMA

RT @NicCageMatch: If you run out of tampons you can just use a baby squid

.@PeTA My neighbour Sarah McLachlan is selling “pupcakes” (cupcakes made of puppy meat) out of her Subaru. What should I sing at her?

RT @PeterKnight71: Pretty sure Chris McCandless would not have had to go "Into The Wild" to discover his authentic self if there had been T…

.@ZacEfron 28 my wife got her 3rd late fine this month from the library .i can’t live this way. wanna grab a yogurt?

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I bet it smelled awful in the Love Shack.

“It’s fun to wear bracelets!” - Johnny Depp

@Vicdashian Thank you!

RT @Large_Soda: @robdelaney He was in Aerosmith shithead.

Some great shootings in these! RT @NRA: Coolest #gun movies http://t.co/MUpoRQSdSf What do you think? #NRA

.@DrPhil 36 i `want fuck nice lady ?

Kudos to my wife Leah for making some fascinating #smells this morning.

#NYC - Come to my shows. No Mexicans. Tickets: http://t.co/Hk0f1pwu8s 🚂

I want to get to know your mom.

Follow @MmeSurly & @diaper_wolf or I will fart all over the place.

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