Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1
Kudos to my wife Leah for making some fascinating #smells this morning.
If I had to pick my favorite Irish sports show, I’d PROBABLY go with the hilarious @SecondCaptains. It’s hot shit.
The Fast & Furious guys keep baby wipes in their glove compartments for when they cum all over their car because they’re so good at driving.
Watch me do standup live via this link in 6-ish minutes: http://t.co/t1wEXuKd0U
Looks like Ray Manzarek finally checked into that big “Hotel California” in the sky…
If cities are a country’s brain, and national parks are its heart, are malls its malignant poo tumors?