Rob Delaney
@robdelaney
Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1
Hard to believe @MittRomney could be our first Brony president.
RT @Large_Soda: @robdelaney He was in Aerosmith shithead.
Some great shootings in these! RT @NRA: Coolest #gun movies http://t.co/MUpoRQSdSf What do you think? #NRA
Kudos to my wife Leah for making some fascinating #smells this morning.
#NYC - Come to my shows. No Mexicans. Tickets: http://t.co/Hk0f1pwu8s 🚂
I want to get to know your mom.
Follow @MmeSurly & @diaper_wolf or I will fart all over the place.
RT @SimonCowell 4: Looking forward to meeting you - Simon
If I had to pick my favorite Irish sports show, I’d PROBABLY go with the hilarious @SecondCaptains. It’s hot shit.
Saw some great standup tonight from @danielkinno, @mattkirshen & @rove. Like really great.
The Fast & Furious guys keep baby wipes in their glove compartments for when they cum all over their car because they’re so good at driving.
Watch me do standup live via this link in 6-ish minutes: http://t.co/t1wEXuKd0U
I’ll be doing standup live on @YouTube for @ComedyGivesBack at 6pm PST. Watch live here, from anywhere in the world: http://t.co/t1wEXuKd0U
I’ll be doing standup live on @YouTube for @ComedyGivesBack at 6pm. Watch live here, from anywhere in the world: http://t.co/t1wEXuKd0U
Looks like Ray Manzarek finally checked into that big “Hotel California” in the sky…
RT @zeinael1: @robdelaney thought your wife was dead
I’m available to chaperone proms.
RT @Rove 2: Tonight I'm hosting @ComedyGivesBack with @robdelaney and @mattkirshen for @Youtube's #ComedyWeek. Watch it live http://t.co/6z…
If cities are a country’s brain, and national parks are its heart, are malls its malignant poo tumors?
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