Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
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My wife’s Bettie Page tramp stamp looks like Danny Trejo when she forgets to shave.
I just wrote a song called “Please Don’t Drop Your Thermos on my Penis.” It isn’t very good.
Just saw a sassy neck tattoo on a lad in a coffee shop. http://t.co/ge0ReeTnhP
Whenever my black friends try to tell me about any issues they’re dealing with, I’m like “Hold up, Kemosabe; I saw ‘The Wire.’”