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Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney Rob Delaney

@robdelaney

Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs. Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1

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My last RT confirms it: @MittRomney IS a brony. This is a huge development. #USA #clopclop

9 months ago
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David Brent! RT @HuffPostComedy: Favorite Arrested Development character... GO!

#NewYorkCity • I’m doing shows very soon. Tickets: http://t.co/fQ3X9mVsPt 🐐 RT & attend!

My wife’s Bettie Page tramp stamp looks like Danny Trejo when she forgets to shave.

Gazebos are just gay sheds.

Even my feet are bad-ass lawbreakers. #NoRules http://t.co/8ZdM8tVDTG

RT @vanillaice 5: My heart goes out to the victims, and families of the tornadoes in Oklahoma. #vanillaice

WHAT! I need this to be real. RT @simonblackwell: Time once again to post The Funniest Thing In The World. http://t.co/sUc8W6oMs9

I just wrote a song called “Please Don’t Drop Your Thermos on my Penis.” It isn’t very good.

Poster for my improv group from 2003: http://t.co/AU7eyFJEra

Ha ha @DylanhShelton is ripping the execrable @MensHumor.

Margaret Atwood tweeted at me.

RT @MargaretAtwood 3: @tinyavocados @robdelaney: What can I say? Me and tight butt on the same list? I blush modestly.

Is Laura Bush the world’s most famous goth?

.@Oprah 15 my pænus isn’t weird .

Trouble is most moms are too lazy. RT @NYMag: Gwyneth Paltrow Says Modeling Is ‘a Perfect Job for When You Have Kids’ http://t.co/JhOqEKlONE

Just saw a sassy neck tattoo on a lad in a coffee shop. http://t.co/ge0ReeTnhP

Whenever my black friends try to tell me about any issues they’re dealing with, I’m like “Hold up, Kemosabe; I saw ‘The Wire.’”

RT @GQMagazine: What 10 things can't @RobDelaney live without? The 10 Essentials: http://t.co/3luUvPQb5T

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