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Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney Rob Delaney

@robdelaney

Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs. Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1

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.@MittRomney yo what if sally ride had a lesbian baby in space & it’s biding its time til it returns to earth to impose sharia obamacare

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ALERT: The sword joke I posted had been done by @BoobsRadley. I deleted mine & wired her £700.

Pain is weakness leaving the body. Or a sword entering it.

RT @KevinOfMI: This week's episode of @Wits with @NekoCase and @robdelaney is probably their best so far. @tunein http://t.co/khZKhnnfPW

RT @arealpoy: @robdelaney i just realized that you were kidding here. right?

Zoom in on pic to enjoy & appreciate the game pieces of my new boardgame: http://t.co/eiMNQNQRkP http://t.co/pfatgeA8Cm

RT @HipsterrBilly: @robdelaney are you angry he didn't invite you to the #HipHopBarbacue

I get a sexual rush from blocking people who tweet about brunch.

NYC • 3 days left in auction to hang out w/ me, see my show, drink lots, help pay a nice woman’s medical bills: http://t.co/p7czQ8ZrY2

NYC • 3 days left in auction to hang out w/ me, see my show, drink lots, help pay a nice woman’s medical bills: http://t.co/ArrprGJs6G

This is chilling. #TriggerWarning RT @LibyaLiberty: The dangers of radical Islam. http://t.co/taRSFztjhj

My daughter Mona has the thickest mustache on her gymnastics team.

People angry about my last tweet: IT’S A JOKE. I never found it.

Finally found my wife’s clitoris! It’s in her coffin with the rest of her.

RT @leyawn: i hope every one is trying their best online today but also having fun

saggy + natural + hairy + discipline

Edinburgh • Come to my shoe. Tkts: https://t.co/pwru2L9txn

This is hilarious. RT @TeaPartyCat: http://t.co/j2L5drxXF7

.@brides my wife is a mess

I just discovered Jenna Marbles. I think she’s cool. Like a gateway drug for girls to think about bigger ideas. 👍

RT @FourEyedQueef: get out of a ticket by telling the officer you were busy breastfeeding yourself

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