Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1
If cities are a country’s brain, and national parks are its heart, are malls its malignant poo tumors?
I joke & gag on here for kicks but really I think I have a great rapport with the youth of today, even “urban” kids. #yolow
#teens aren’t wearing cologne anymore like my generation did. Guess they’d rather play video blog game then have sex or get laid!
NYC • Hang out with me, see my show, do beers, help pay a nice woman’s insane medical bills: http://t.co/p7czQ8ZrY2
Yahoo just bought this for a billion dollars: http://t.co/tZYDk7QWmM
Which is worse? Your wife walking in on you fucking a meatloaf with a picture of her sister’s face taped to it, or the Stone Temple Pilots?
The news that Yahoo bought Tumblr is less exciting when you learn that Dress Barn bought Yahoo last week.
Many people feel I have the best Youtube channel around: http://t.co/NO0a5ZMcUs