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Rob Delaney
@robdelaney
Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1
.@MittRomney How’s it going in London? Everybody think you’re a groovy guy who’d be a terrific president?
If cities are a country’s brain, and national parks are its heart, are malls its malignant poo tumors?
Motion to call really big boobs “thudders.”
I just saw a VERY FUNNY, UNIQUE movie for both #teens & adults. Kings of Summer. Naughty trailer: http://t.co/PoBnqgCmg0
Save the date! Someone is trying to ruin it by having a wedding.
That new Daft Punk is some good pussy eatin’ music.
I joke & gag on here for kicks but really I think I have a great rapport with the youth of today, even “urban” kids. #yolow
#teens aren’t wearing cologne anymore like my generation did. Guess they’d rather play video blog game then have sex or get laid!
Why is nobody talking about this? https://t.co/hYIteGXsLl
NYC • Hang out with me, see my show, do beers, help pay a nice woman’s insane medical bills: http://t.co/p7czQ8ZrY2
Yet here we are. RT @codybiddy: If it wasn't for Twitter, no one would know who @robdelaney is
Yahoo just bought this for a billion dollars: http://t.co/tZYDk7QWmM
You’re 11. RT @pepsi: A Pepsi party means _____. #LiveForNow
Which is worse? Your wife walking in on you fucking a meatloaf with a picture of her sister’s face taped to it, or the Stone Temple Pilots?
If you ask me to see you in a play I’ll have you arrested.
The news that Yahoo bought Tumblr is less exciting when you learn that Dress Barn bought Yahoo last week.
RT @Mitchellville15: @robdelaney @ChrisWarcraft If only you liberals got that upset over the bastardization of eminent domain jurisprudence.
Many people feel I have the best Youtube channel around: http://t.co/NO0a5ZMcUs
#NYC - Come to my shows. Free hugs for pregnant women. Tickets: http://t.co/Hk0f1pwu8s 🚂
#Art #Louvre RT @dgavazzi: @robdelaney Less is more: http://t.co/oVz0orrJyc
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