United States
India
United kingdom
Canada
Australia
Brazil
Rob Delaney
@robdelaney
Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1
RT @MittRomney: Go Pats! Happy Super Bowl Sunday everyone.
Follow @MmeSurly & @diaper_wolf or I will fart all over the place.
RT @SimonCowell 4: Looking forward to meeting you - Simon
If I had to pick my favorite Irish sports show, I’d PROBABLY go with the hilarious @SecondCaptains. It’s hot shit.
Saw some great standup tonight from @danielkinno, @mattkirshen & @rove. Like really great.
The Fast & Furious guys keep baby wipes in their glove compartments for when they cum all over their car because they’re so good at driving.
Watch me do standup live via this link in 6-ish minutes: http://t.co/t1wEXuKd0U
I’ll be doing standup live on @YouTube for @ComedyGivesBack at 6pm PST. Watch live here, from anywhere in the world: http://t.co/t1wEXuKd0U
I’ll be doing standup live on @YouTube for @ComedyGivesBack at 6pm. Watch live here, from anywhere in the world: http://t.co/t1wEXuKd0U
Looks like Ray Manzarek finally checked into that big “Hotel California” in the sky…
RT @zeinael1: @robdelaney thought your wife was dead
I’m available to chaperone proms.
RT @Rove 2: Tonight I'm hosting @ComedyGivesBack with @robdelaney and @mattkirshen for @Youtube's #ComedyWeek. Watch it live http://t.co/6z…
If cities are a country’s brain, and national parks are its heart, are malls its malignant poo tumors?
Motion to call really big boobs “thudders.”
I just saw a VERY FUNNY, UNIQUE movie for both #teens & adults. Kings of Summer. Naughty trailer: http://t.co/PoBnqgCmg0
Save the date! Someone is trying to ruin it by having a wedding.
That new Daft Punk is some good pussy eatin’ music.
I joke & gag on here for kicks but really I think I have a great rapport with the youth of today, even “urban” kids. #yolow
#teens aren’t wearing cologne anymore like my generation did. Guess they’d rather play video blog game then have sex or get laid!
For those who want to donate directly to Danielle's recovery, you may do so here: http://t.co/gRRSCfWAsl
What Rob Delaney is sharing
Who rob delaney is talking to
What Rob Delaney is talking about
Connections
Following
Rob Delaney follows 299 celebrities.
Followers
Rob Delaney has 339 celebrity followers.
