Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
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It blows my mind that people walk around acting like Steve Harvey won't jump out from behind a bush at any moment & murder them.
This goes for me too, guys. RT @AmandaBynes: Believe everything I say on twitter!
Kudos to Trader Joe for switching from human trafficking to selling frozen pizzas & hummus.
.@HomeDepot Been in your store for 30 minutes & you’ve played Nickelback twice. One more time and I shit in a washing machine.
My son gets CRAZY excited when my wife paints her toenails. We may have a little choreographer on our hands.