Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
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I love Key & Peele so goddamn much. I'm pretty sure it's my favorite thing happening in comedy right now. Brilliant, joyous & bold. #BJB
Sexism: I just heard a man covering a Paula Cole song & I'm vibrating with anger & confusion.
Parents who bring toys to the playground for their kids fuck it up for everyone else & should have their kids taken away & sold.
People telling me I spelled ukulele wrong in that last tweet are garbage people & have gross butts.
Guy just walked by me in the airport with a ukelele strapped to his backpack. Wonder how many girls with bangs are buried behind his dorm.